The Most Horrible Post I've Ever Written
I know I have ranted against Winnie the Pooh for wearing a shirt and no pants in the past, but I can't let it go. Why do people think this bear is cute? Seriously. Try it yourself. Next time you're getting dressed, put a t-shirt on and nothing else and look at yourself in the mirror. It's truly horrible.
The only thing that rivals this is a man wearing running tights and no shirt.
I have had this rant for a long time. I mentioned to a friend in college once, who was on the cross country team with me. So one day, after practice, we were all done showering and getting dressed to go to he dining hall. With no fanfare or announcement, my friend began getting dressed "Pooh Style." He put everything on but his pants and skivvies. He had his socks, shirts, winter jacket, and backpack on, but was still bare-assed. There is a universal order to how we all get dressed for a reason. It was both one of the funniest and most horrifying things I have seen.
And this makes me realize I've had a pretty sheltered life.